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the signs as Kate Moss at your holiday party

the signs as Kate Moss at your holiday party

Dec 01, 2016
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Tis the season! The signs as Kate Moss at your holiday party

Aries: gossiping in the corner. Looking hot with your bff though.

Taurus: “Guys look at my boots. Aren’t they festive??”

Gemini: Generally having a good time. Texting friends and making plans to go out afterward.

Cancer: Being emo taking pics with your cousins in the basement.

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