dispatch from abbot kinney intelligentsia

despite it probably being the worst environment to work, I like working from here!
got my typical matcha and taking a quick break
there’s a couple sitting next to me (presumed first date) and then man is heavily cologned and talking about his divorce (woman presses him “I feel you’re not telling me the full story” at which he balks and then pretends she didn’t say that)
every laptop in sight is a mac. one count: male wearing high-waisted cashmere sweatpants.
a white girl with dreads just walked in, barefoot, a sure healthcode violation
about an hour ago I had to switch locations to the counter because a tourist sitting behind me kept taking photos (phone volume on, clicking away!). and there’s nothing even that cute in here! which is maybe the worst part. aside from the fact i’ve never seen a celebrity here.
they serve “I Like Pie” mini pies here, which I never order, but gaze at as a fond Claremont memory
something sort of funny is that, while i’ve been sitting here, I got a delivery conf…